That was a beautifully written
PENIS metaphor.
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 1
She never even got to see my PENIS.
The Big Bang Theory Season 4, Episode 22
But the boy did spend most of his waking
hours with a tight grasp on his PENIS.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 15
...it has spent less than 20 minutes
resting on an astronaut's PENIS.
The Big Bang Theory Season 6, Episode 9
...and your PENIS would droop
like a willow tree.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 15