- I didn't INVENT them. They're there.
- In what universe?
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 1
Yeah, now stand back
while I INVENT the telephone.
The Big Bang Theory Season 8, Episode 18
See, sometimes I wish I could
INVENT a time machine,
The Big Bang Theory Season 12, Episode 18
You mean where they were advanced
enough to INVENT an interstellar warp drive...
The Big Bang Theory Season 6, Episode 18
Can I come in and watch him
INVENT the telephone?"
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 14